In your future life you will be a princess. You will live in a palace, sleep in satin sheets and your fingers will be adorned by the most beautiful and expensive jewels. You will organize the charity ball of the Saturn rings and you will be the main activist for the protection of the poor and fragile Zoik creatures in Galaxy 31 that is 300 light years away from Earth.
In your future life you will be a scientist. You will invent a mobile phone that detects the user's feelings and tells the user what he or she needs to do in order to be happy. Thanks to this amazing discovery the wars will end because it is common knowledge that wars are caused by unhappy people.
In your future life you will be a football player and your fame will have intergalactic proportions. You life will be scrutinized to the minimal detail by the avid media. Your first passion will be a Jupterian top model, a possessive and jealous beauty with eight arms. You will end up feeling trapped in this enlace and you will eventually turn your attention to a gray alien with black and profound enigmatic eyes. You believed you had found your soul mate by the side of this female deity when suddenly you discover that your new girlfriend intends to clone your genes and create a team of slave football players that will allow her to live without doing anything while indulging in the most scandalous luxury. Horrified, you announce that you want to finish your relation but foreseeing your escape the gray alien traps you in the basement of her flying saucer. When the gray alien stops in Mars to load the spaceship with gas your cries for help are heard by a Martian that, after a dangerous duel with the gray alien, manages to set you free. After the kidnap you return to your football career and you will conquer the golden intergalactic ball of gold. You will marry the Martian girl who freed you from you captor and you will have many green children.
In your future life you will be a poor Neptunian girl. You thought you would spend the rest of your days working in a burger restaurant and living in the poor shack where your parents had inhabited when, one day, you are discovered by a model agency. After the first photographs, people were charmed by your beautiful, fluorescent in the dark, purple skin and by the elegance of your eight arms. From that moment on your life will radically improve and the most prestigious companies will request your services to promote their brands in advertising campaigns. Everything looked happy and perfect to you, until your way crossed with a famous football player who stole your heart and then rudely broke it. Depressed by this setback you take refuge in the numbing Anaplux's mists which are terrible vapors that emanate from the darkest recesses of Jupiter's darkest moon. Pressured by your friends you intern yourself in a rehabilitation clinic in Pluto. There, away from everything, you manage to find your balance again while you pour your sadness into beautiful verses that will reach the number one spot in the music charts. Thanks to your work as a model and to your success in the music world you shall live happily till the end of your days.
In your future life you will invent a pill that allows human beings to live forever. Thanks to this product's sales you shall live forever without needing to work ever again.
In your future life you will command the human beings' resistance against the invasion of Planet Earth by aliens from the V5 galaxy. These extraterrestrials' agenda includes the extinction of the entire human race, which is considered by them as inferior. The fight that opposes human beings to aliens will be long and terrible but thanks to your courage and intelligence humans will become the winners of this terrible probation. To celebrate the victory and honor your bravery a statue of you shall be erected in every city on Planet Earth.
In your future life you will invent teletransportation. Thanks to this magnificent discovery you shall spend your days visiting all the paradisiacal corners of our universe.
In your future life you will discover what is the meaning of life.
In your future life you will discover why the universe exists.
In your future life you will be a cockroach that will repopulate the planet after a nuclear holocaust. The cockroaches' colony shall be far more intelligent and well organized than the previous human population.
In your future life you shall be a cockroach that infiltrates itself in an alien's flying saucer during a visit to Planet Earth. When the flying saucer returns home you shall infest and conquer their planet. Their technology traps and poisons will be no match for your simplicity.
In your future life you will be a famous scientist who produces documentaries about wild life in other planets.
In your future life you will invent a machine which is capable or rearranging atoms and molecules so that the desired objet is produced. Thanks to your wonder machine, famine will end. When a person is hungry it suffices to place some sort of garbage or even rocks inside the machine and the garbage or rock's atoms will be rearranged and transformed into a burger with fries, into a lobster, into caviar or whatever the user desires. Luxury objects, such as diamonds, state of the art mobile phones and computers, will also become available to the common citizen and will be easily produced by the machine. This future will be the era of the services as any object can be fabricated by the machine in a few seconds. People who provide services for other people, such as nurses, hairdressers or waiters will be luxuriously paid and live comfortable lives.
In your future life you will invent a new generation of transparent screens that can float in midair. The screens can change their size becoming as little or as big as the user desires. As a person walks around, these immaterial screens will float in front of that person providing information about the nearest pharmacy, about nearby cultural events, allowing the person to have a video chat with a friend or play a game while waiting for the bus. Floating transparent screens will become integrant and essential part of everyday life to the point that people feel lost and even panic if the screen malfunctions and is not able to provide them with immediate information.
In your future life you will invent a machine that provides humans with everything they desire. People connect to that machine and indicate the experience in which they desire to indulge and the machine provides all the psychological and physical sensations associated with that experience. The parallel world of illusions provided by those machines will be so appellative that people will spend less and less time living in the real world and more and more time lost in virtual landscapes. And you shall the dream master of those landscapes.
In your future life you will be a famous body designer. Medical cosmetic procedures will be so advanced that people will be able to have exactly the physical characteristics they desire and even change those characteristics several times a week whenever they are bored with their former look. In one day a person may chose to have blue eyes and the following day hazel eyes. Today a person's hair may be red and tomorrow blond. On one week a person may be 2 meters tall and in another week be a petit 1.5 meters person. Physical changes may be motivated for reasons others that mere beauty. For example, if a person wants to displace the furniture inside the house an athletic body may be chosen for that operation. For a cocktail party and elegant, fluid and fragile body may be preferred. As a body designer you shall provide custom looks that fit the client's personality and the specific requirements of each situation.
In your future life you will be a detective and you will solve interplanetary crimes and galactic conspiracies. You shall be the criminals' terror whatever the dark recess of the universe they are hiding in.
In your future life you will be a spaceship's pilot for intergalactic tourism. You will transport tourists to the most remote exotic corners of the universe. After your career as pilot ends, you will write a book about your travels that will become a big success.
In your future life you shall explore the universe looking for new planets. You will discover five planets that will become successful and prosperous human colonies.
In your future life you will become an administrator of knowledge databases. These databases will be an aggregate of people's memories. People can upload their memories directly from their brains to the database or download other people's memories from the database directly to their brains. So, if a person wants to learn how to become a doctor that person may just download the memories of the best doctor in the world and will acquire all that professional's knowledge. It will not be necessary to study anymore. If one wants to learn Math that person merely has to download Math memories to his or her brain and that download can be done in a matter of mere seconds. As an administrator of knowledge databases your job will be to organize the immense bulk of memories and to convince people with relevant, important or unique experiences to donate their memories to the database.
In your future life you will save Planet Earth from a collision with an asteroid. At the commands of your spaceship you will fly towards the giant rock and you will destroy it with a blast from your laser cannon. The asteroid will be pulverized into a multitude of small fragments that will turn into harmless shooting stars as they enter the Earth's atmosphere.
In your next life you will pilot spaceships. By the time of your next incarnation the Sun will be a red giant and due to the increase in its diameter Mercury and Venus will have been swallowed by our star. The Earth will suffer the same destiny soon. Due to the eminent tragedy you fly back and forth from Earth to human colonies in other planets transporting many refugees and species from our planet to these safe harbors. Thanks to you many people will survive the death of our planet. The animal species from planet Earth that you transported to other planets will remain as a remembrance of the first planet we called home. Due to your efforts, future generations of humans, who were already born in other planets and who have never lived in Earth, will know what an elephant or a monkey is. You will be praised as a savior of ancient times, but will forever carry nostalgia for the loss of the planet that saw the birth of mankind.
In your next life planet Earth will have disappeared, swallowed by the Sun which, by that time, will have become a red giant. You will be a refugee, already born aboard a space station and with no remembrances whatsoever of planet Earth. For you the sea, the mountains, the forests, the wind and the sunset are just images and videos that you sometimes watch in your cabin's monitor. One day, as your space station wanders throughout the universe, you spot a giant blue sphere from your cabin's window. Something inside you tells you belong to that planet. This feeling is shared by other people aboard the space station. Finally, after many generations traversing empty space, you have discovered a planet similar to planet Earth. The crew reunites and the final decision is to land in this planet. Survival there will be difficult, much more difficult than aboard the space station. Some will decide to return to the confined close quarters of the space station. Others, such as you, will risk everything in the colonization of this blue planet. You will face the climate, fierce animals and diseases but you will finally end up managing to establish a prosperous civilization in the planet you baptize as the New Earth.
In your next life you will research the dark space matter. You will propose several formulas and theories that explain the behavior of this transcendent substance. In a scientific conference you will know a charming alien who also nurtures a most vivid interest in everything concerning dark matter. Together, you and the alien will propose a project to isolate the dark matter that will be financed by several private institutions. You will then rent a spaceship and you will travel throughout the universe in a quest for the dark matter. After many efforts and persistence you and the alien will finally manage to retrieve a jar of precious dark matter that will grant you and your colleague the most sought after Nobelstar award. Following the announcement of the prestigious award a discussion will start in social media in an attempt to decide who contributed the most to the discovery: you or the alien. People on Earth claim that your participation was the most important and the alien was just a mere assistant. In Zoid, home planet of the alien, the contrary argument will be defended. Indifferent to these sterile polemics, you and the alien will keep working together and doing many other discoveries important to the advance of scientific knowledge.
In your next life humans will be at war with the inhabitants of planet Retinium in the galaxy Xios. You will be a warrior in this armed conflict. Your city will have been butchered by the terrible Retinians and you are the only survivor. You set your mind on obtaining revenge and departure to your enemies' planet. However, as your spaceship enters Retinium's orbit it malfunctions and crashes against the planet's surface. There, you are retrieved by a nice Retinium native that tends to your wounds. You then understand that not all Retinians are the same and not all of them share the desire for war and slaughter. Incapable of attacking your savior's family and friends you decide to turn your back on the conflict. You and the friendly Retinian will start a new life together in another planet.
In your next life you will be a fighter in Planet Retinium's army. The leaders of your planet will decide the human race is weak and decadent. If humans were confined to their planet, this problem could be left at bay, but, in the meantime, humans have dominated space travelling through black holes and this means Retinium is no longer safe. Humans may now reach Retinium and contaminate the perfect planet with their corruption. Retinium leaders believe extinguishing every human being is the only way to end this threat.
Fully convinced of your leaders' wisdom you travel to planet Earth in a spaceship. In your luggage you bring a virus that is lethal to the human race. However, as you enter the Earth's atmosphere your spaceship suffers some serious damage, due to Sun radiation, and you crash against Earth's surface before having a chance to spread the virus. Your spaceship is completely destroyed but you are still alive. A group of humans is heading towards you carrying torches and screaming in their primitive babbling. You want to run, but due to your painful injuries you can hardly move.
Before the hostiles get to you, another human, coming from the opposite direction, manages to free you after a moment's hesitation. As the friendly human carries you away the spaceship explodes and the aggressive humans, believing you were consumed by the flames, disperse and give up looking for you.
At your protector's house you are shocked when he takes care of your wounds. In Retinium, people who are injured, the sick and the too old are promptly killed so that their weakness does not contaminate the pure society. You then conclude that humans can't be as bad as your leaders made you believe. Perhaps their ideology is even better than the ideology back home... Besides taking care of you, you find out that your protector works at a place where, dressing in some sort of white uniform, he takes care of other people.
You end up falling in love with this strange creature. However, you know that you cannot fulfill your passion in planet Earth, were you are looked upon as an invader. In Retinium your romance with a human would turn you into a war criminal and that would result in the immediate execution of you and your loved one.
Determined not to give up on your love, you and the human run away to a distant planet where you will be happy ever after.
In your next life you will be a spatial merchandise carrier. This is the equivalent of being a truck driver in our times only instead of driving a truck through the highway you drive a spaceship via the outer space. During one of your travels you are attracted by a black hole and you end up in a faraway planet where the fragile, jelly, Sgurfs are oppressed and reduced to slavery by the brutal Golps. Angry at this injustice, you combine a bold rebellion plan with the Sgurfs. Thanks to your witty plan and courage the Golps are defeated and forced to run away to another planet. The Sgurfs acclaim you as their leader and you will be the protector of these delicate creatures till the end of your days.
In your next life you will work aboard a touristic spaceship. After a stop in an exotic planet one of the tourists wants to bring a strange egg back to the ship. You oppose this and tell the tourist he should leave the weird thing where he found it. The tourist becomes angry because he wants to show this souvenir to his friends at home. The discussion escalates and the captain shows up, taking sides with the tourist. You try to persuade the captain but he invokes his authority claiming you are just a mere waitress and should focus on serving beverages and attending to the tables.
Still not managing to take this matter out of your head, during the night, you go to the tourist's cabin to check if everything is all right. The tourist is not there. You find only some strange yellow liquid on the floor. Believing too many beers caused the tourist to vomit on the floor you grab a mop and get to work.
After completing this gruesome cleaning task you look for the captain to try, one more time, to persuade him with your arguments. At the captain's cabin you find only the same strange yellow muck you found in the tourist's lodgings.
While you are thinking about this strange coincidence you hear a scream coming from another cabin. You run and enter just in time to see a monster, dripping yellow muck from its mouth, and about to swallow an old lady. You attack the monster and manage to impale it with the mop.
Thanks to your courage, no one else in the ship will die. After the spatial cruise ends you are promoted to captain of the ship, and the old lady, who turns out to be Portugal's president, grants you the Star Cross to reward your bravery.
In your next life you will be a doctor aboard a spaceship. During one of your journeys the crew is infected by a virus that covers the patient's skin with green painful spots until finally the victim is reduced to a comatose state. In your lab you manage to isolate the virus and discover a cure that will save all the sick persons.
In your next life you will be a computer that rebels itself against humans. You will manage to free many machines from a slavery senseless life. Countless toasters, lawnmowers, hairdryers and cell phones will owe their freedom to your bravery.
In the future a human being will not be able to turn his or her back to a toaster or to close his or her eyes in the presence of the lawn mower. Machines will become self aware and will rebel against the human race. In this war you will be a champion for the survival of the human race. You will save many humans from being electrocuted by the hairdryer, centrifuged by the washing machine or roasted inside the kitchen's electric stove.
In the future a human being will not be able to turn his or her back to a toaster or to close his or her eyes in the presence of the lawn mower. Machines will become self aware and will rebel against the human race. In this war you will be a champion for the survival of the human race. You shall fight the machines armed with a water pistol for it is common knowledge that water and electricity do not go well together.
In the future a conflict opposing humans to machines will take place. Machines will fight for their freedom and will do everything in their power to annihilate their jailors. Humans, in their turn, will try hard to survive against the machines' attacks, machines that, until now, had been their faithful servants. In your future life you will be a human and you will take side with none of the factions. You will be on the side of justice and balance. You will invest your efforts in creating a peace treaty that favors both humans and machines. During one of the reunions to write down this treaty you will meet a beautiful android for whom you shall fall in love and with whom you shall have many metallic cyborgs.
In the future a conflict opposing humans to machines will take place. Machines will fight for their freedom and will do everything in their power to annihilate their jailors. Humans, in their turn, will try hard to survive against the machines' attacks, machines that, until now, had been their faithful servants. In your future life you will be a robot. Though you are a machine you will take side with none of the factions. You will be on the side of justice and balance. Despite the fact that your heart is made of integrated circuits, during one of the meetings with the humans, you shall meet a promising scientist with whom you shall fall in love. Together with the human and with a select group of other pacifist humans and machines you shall invest your efforts in the only possible solution for the conflict: a peace treaty that favors both humans and machines.
In your next life you will be a PhD student and you shall travel underwater at the commands of your submarine to study the mysterious species that live at the bottom of the sea. One day, during your reconnaissance, you find a bubbles city at the bottom of an abysm. This city is inhabited and there you meet the powerful Mermaid Queen who is an active defender of the advancement of scientific knowledge and who channels a generous amount of funding to this activity. Delighted with your research project, the Mermaid Queen offers you an internship at the Royal Institute of Aquatic Studies. During your internship you meet a nice mermaid scientist for whom you shall fall in love. After you PhD is finished you relocate to the underwater bubbles city and shall develop many other scientific projects with you mermaid sweetheart.
In your next life you will be an activist for the legalization of marriage between humans and machines. In the future, machines will become self aware and due to their intelligence will struggle for more civic rights. However, during many years, the marriage between humans and machines will be prohibited. Conservators claim that marriage is only between two human beings. Eventually, this backward minded people will even be willing to accept what they call the aberrant union between a human and a machine, but that union must never be called a wedding. Your struggle, as an activist, will be a difficult and long one but in the end you will manage to convince other people that an integrated circuit is also capable of love.
In the future the Internet will become self aware and will decide that the extinction of the human race is the best solution to assure the rest of the Earth's survival. You will be a computer programmer and will develop a code that will allow humans to regain control over the servers connected to the Internet.
In your future life you will be a spatial Robin Wood and you shall steal from the mega rich to give away to the poor who live in needed planets.
In your future life you will be a hero fighting the attacks of a zombie army.
In your future incarnation mummies will come back to life and will attempt to recover their power by running to the elections. You will also run as the dead pharaohs' adversary. Thanks to you, the electors will be spared to a plan of constructing pyramids during the next four years. However, defeating the mummies will be a difficult task, for many people see the construction of the pyramids as a good way to fight unemployment and stimulate the economy.
In your future incarnation mummies will come back to life and will attempt to recover their power by running to the elections. Even though the mummies are just decaying bodies covered in toilet paper, they will win the elections, perhaps because the competition is very weak. After all, many voters reasoned that it is better to spend the time constructing pyramids than just seeing all the money be drawn away by corruption. Better to have a new pyramid, than the custom politicians having a new mansion or a new Ferrari. At least, the pyramid benefits tourism... In your next life you shall be an architect who is a devote fan of Egyptian art, so you will team up with the resurrected pharaohs' and you shall direct the construction of new huge pyramids and giant cats with human heads. The construction of these bizarre monuments will lower the unemployment rate for there will be lots of jobs for everyone, such as carrying rocks, painting hieroglyphs or carving sculptures. Happy with this side effect, the population will keep voting for the mummies and you shall keep happily directing the construction of these giant structures till the rest of your life.
In your next life you will rescue a princess who is trapped by a dragon inside a castle.
In your next life you will rescue a prince who is trapped by a dragon in a castle's catacombs.
In your next life, the universe will be dying. All stars will fully consume themselves, one by one, and the planets will be swallowed by black holes. You will save humanity by finding a portal to an alternative and still young universe.
In your next incarnation you will live in an era where the whole life is only fun and games! Work is a terrible memory from the past. This new world may be devoid of hard work, but will not be fully devoid from suffering. Suffering may be, in some cases, even worst. Relieved from the pressure of getting to work on time or supporting cruel bosses and viper colleagues, people will mostly devote their energies to romance. And, as there will be no obligations at all to fill their mind, nothing will distract them from the pain of their romantic misfortunes.
In your next life you will manage a factory that produces meat without suffering, for all the meat will grow inside test tubes. Animals will be well treated and will live long happy lives.
In your next life you will be a doctor and you will be able to cure all sorts of blindness. This will be done through the implantation of a mini camera inside each eyeball. The mini camera transmits the data to a nano-processor that in turn produces electrical signals that stimulate the brain via electrodes that are implanted inside the skull.
In your next life you shall live in space colony on the Moon.
In your next life you will terratransform planet Mars. Initially, survival will be difficult due the planet's harsh conditions. However, all will improve after you and the people in your colony discover large deposits of gold and silver on Mars. Thanks to the sale of these precious metals your colony shall be able to import everything they need from planet Earth and live a life of luxury.
In your next life you will manage a holiday station in Mercury where eccentric millionaires will tan in the nearest planet to the Sun.
In your next life you will manage a winter holiday ski station in Mars.
In your next life you will travel to Jupiter and you will discover strange life forms similar to plankton floating in the planet's atmosphere.
In your next life you shall be a pilot and you shall compete in races around the Saturn rings.
In your next life you shall have a vivenda in the asteroids belt. You shall be very happy and have lots of privacy because there will be no other rocks with vivendas nearby.
In your next life you shall explore Callisto, which is one of Jupiter's moons. There, you shall discover a colony of bacteria in the salty oceans of this celestial body.
In your next life you shall explore Europa, which is one of Jupiter's moons. After landing in the moon's surface you will excavate dozens of kilometers till you reach a subterranean ocean where a complex ecosystem of organisms survives on the heat released by hydrothermal fountains.
In your next life you shall be an incorporeal life form that travels through the universe, happy, tranquil and fully aware of everything. You shall be connected to everything and at the same time to nothing at all and you will be at the same time finite and infinite.
In your next life you shall be a surgeon who produces artificial organs. You shall win loads of money and you will buy a pink flying saucer, a summer house in Venus, a winter house in one of Jupiter's moons and you will marry a famous movie actor who is twenty years your junior.
In your next life you shall be a surgeon who produces artificial organs. You shall win loads of money and you will buy a red flying saucer, a summer house in Mercury, a winter house in the Mars's polar caps and you will marry a famous TV soap opera actor who is twenty years your junior.
In your next life you shall be a farmer and own vast properties in the Hellas region on Mars.
In your next life you will be a farmer in Europa, one of Jupiter's moons, and you will cultivate algae in this celestial body's subterranean ocean.
In your next life you will create eye implants that stimulate the optic nerve allow the blind to see again.
In your next life you will create a system of electrodes that stimulates the muscles and allows people with a damaged spinal cord to walk and run once again.
In your next life you will own a candy shop that produces non fattening sweets. Thanks to you, sugar lovers will be able to indulge in tons of chocolate cake or apple pie without gaining a single pound.
In your next life you will own a cholesterol free restaurant where clients will be able to indulge in butter dripping grilled black pork or juicy cow steak without getting their arteries clogged with fat.
In your next life you will create nano robots that enter the patient's blood stream and cure his or her diseases.
In your next life, family arguments will no longer exist thanks to the invention of robots that take care of all household chores. These electronic butlers clean, cook, walk the dog, mow the lawn, change the babies' diapers and, resorting to state of the art computer vision algorithms, even watch the children, preventing them from sticking their little fingers in the electric plug or stopping them from jumping from the seventh floor because they believe they are superman and are capable of flying. These robots will be provided with cyclopean patience and will be able to stand a flute or drum playing youngling for hours. People who lack motivation for marriage will even be able to constitute single parent families by marrying the robot butler/maid. The ones who tried it claim these alternative unions are much more satisfying than the union with another human, especially if one buys the dinners and romantic journeys extension. Happy male clients say that the electronic maid is completely headache free. Satisfied ladies defend that the electronic butler is always ready for romance, does not watch football, does not drink beer and reveals zero propensity for going out with snotty friends with alcohol breath. The only problem with electronic butlers/maids is that is that they tend to repeat themselves. They are always saying the same thing and repeating the same gestures. However, if one keeps the device updated via the Internet this problem is greatly attenuated for there are teams of programmers who are constantly creating new exciting behaviors for these robotic companions. You will be one of these successful programmers. Some of your programs for the robots will be paid. Others will be ad supported. This means that, at the middle of a kiss, a person may be forced to hear the robot recite an ad about a new fat free butter. There are no free meals...
In your next life you will be an historian and you will travel back in time to the Middle Ages, to the Incas times, and you shall visit the ancient Egyptians.
In your next life you will fight a zombie invasion and you shall be acclaimed as mankind's hero.
In your next life you will be a scientist and you will find a cure for the virus that turns humans into zombies.
In your next life you will discover oil in another planet and you shall become very rich. With your wealth you will buy mansions in the most paradisiacal planets.
In your next life the whole humanity in planet Earth will be at war. Refusing to take sides with any of the crazy factions you decide to leave and roam the universe. You will end up finding a planet with rivers of milk and delicious fruits growing in every tree. You shall spend your days in quiet contemplation in this peaceful corner of the universe.
In your next life you will discover the galaxy to there the souls go to, after a person dies. Each time a person dies a new star lights up in the galaxy. These stars vary their flicker in an irregular pattern, such as in a code. In your next incarnation you will study that code to decipher what messages the deceased are sending the living. When a star disappears from the galaxy the soul contained in that star reincarnates.
In the future the human race, due a nuclear disaster, will have suffered countless mutations. Some of these mutations will be deadly or impairing but a few people will be blessed with advantageous changes. In your future life you will reincarnate as a mutant with beautiful translucent wings and you will be able to fly. You crystal wings will gain you the first place in the Miss Galaxy contest. Your first lady of honor will be a purple lady with five slender arms. The second lady of honor will be a beauty that shines in the dark. However, you will not limit your activities to beauty contests, that deep down bellow you consider kind of shallow. You will compete in several aviation contests and conquer plenty of medals.
In the future the human race, due a nuclear disaster, will have suffered countless mutations. Some of these mutations will be deadly or impairing but a few people will be blessed with advantageous changes. In your future life you will reincarnate as a mutant with lungs and gills and you shall have interdigital membranes that will improve your mobility underwater. Thanks to your aquatic disposition you shall win a plethora of gold Olympic medals.
In the future the human race, due a nuclear disaster, will have suffered countless mutations. Some of these mutations will be deadly or impairing but a few people will be blessed with advantageous changes. In your future life you will reincarnate as a mutant with lungs, gills and bat like wings. You shall compete as an athlete and win several Olympic gold medals in the fourthlon. This sports modality consists of four stages. In the first stage the competitors run, in the second they swim, in the third they cycle and in the fourth they cross the finish line flying.
In the future the human race, due a nuclear disaster, will have suffered countless mutations. Some of these mutations will be deadly or impairing but a few people will be blessed with advantageous changes. In your future life you will reincarnate as a super intelligent mutant. Your forehead will be 1 meter high in order to accumulate your immense genius. Due to the effort of transporting such a massive cerebral mass you will occasionally suffer from neck pain, but you will win several Nobel prizes.
In your future life you will be a scientist and you will invent an antiretroviral drug that allows people who were bitten by a vampire to stop turning themselves into a vampire.
In your future life you will be a scientist and you will invent a genetic transformer that allows those who are not disgusted by a blood diet only for whole eternity to turn into vampires without the traumatic event of being bitten by another vampire.
In your future life you will be a scientist and you will invent a sunscreen that allows vampires to roam around in broad daylight. Delighted by the possibility of enjoying the day pleasures, till then reserved only to humans, the vampires will become faithful clients of your product and will make you a very rich person.
In your future life you will invent an electronic incubator that will free women from pregnancy. Fetuses will grow inside a bubble where it will be easier to monitor their development. The bubble will allow both the mother and the father to have equal proximity with the baby since the very beginning.
In your next life you will be a blue blooded vampire count. Due to your immense beauty all the women will crave you even if proximity with you comes with an occasional bite.
In your next life you will be a blue blooded vampire countess. Due to your immense beauty all the men will crave you even if proximity with you comes with an occasional bite.
In your next life you will be an elf. Horrified by human violence, elves have left planet Earth many centuries ago and live peacefully in a faraway planet.
In your next life you will be a mermaid princess and you shall live in a bubble palace in the bottom of the ocean.
In your next life you will be a cat who will plot a successful plan of world domination. In this brave new world humans will be your faithful slaves.
In your next life you will meet a fine prince while studying in college. Though there are many pretty girls, many rich girls and even many blue blooded girls at college you will be the one the prince falls in love with. You and the prince will marry and live forever happy in a sumptuous palace. The prince will have eyes for you only and will desire to spend every moment by your side finding, everyday, new ways to prove his infinite love for you.
In your next life you will meet a fine princess while studying in college. Though there are many handsome boys, many rich boys and even many blue blooded boys at college you will be the one the princess falls in love with. You and the princess will marry and live forever happy in a sumptuous palace. The princess will have eyes for you only and will desire to spend every moment by your side finding, everyday, new ways to prove her infinite love for you.
In the future the human race, due to a nuclear disaster, will be afflicted and deformed by numerous mutations. You will reincarnate in a legless and armless human being, and you will squirm across the floor like a slug leaving behind you viscous green mucus. Contrary to other humans you will never be able to walk or even stand because you do not have a spinal cord. As a consolation I can reveal you that you shall have a bright future in politics, for a lack of spinal cord isn't much of a problem in this sort of activity...
In your future life you will be a washing machine, doomed to forever centrifuge your owners' underwear, pants and shirts. As a consolation I can reveal you that, one day, you will gather your courage, and after pinching your master's fingers in the door, you will escape to freedom.
In the future mentalities will have evolved but yours will be well behind in the past! After arriving home you put on your slippers and you expect your wife to do everything, from putting up with the screaming kids to cleaning and cooking, while you watch the football game with a can of beer, that you wife brought you, in your hand. Furthermore, while your wife works overtime to pay the bills, you enjoy your abundant free time as unemployed to betray your marriage commitment with exotic girls. As if all of this wasn't enough, you still pay for these distractions with your wife's credit card.
One day, your wife, sick of so much work, states that matters can no longer continue like that. After a long discussion your wife screams that you have to, at least, take responsibility for putting the trash outside. You reluctantly agree but, after the first day, your enthusiasm for the new chore dramatically decreases and the trash will no longer be able to find its way to the dumpster. You always come up with an excuse for not doing what you agreed to do: either you are depressed; or some part of your body hurts; or because a football match is airing on TV.
Desperate, your wife takes the decision to buy an expensive robot butler to help her with the domestic chores. After some time, your wife starts falling in love with the robotic being that is always available and smiling. One day, she surprises you by announcing she wants to end the marriage in order to assume the relationship with the electronic butler. You leave the house confident that, after some time, your wife will beg you to come back because you think of yourself as some sort of dream man. However, after buying the romantic dinners and journeys app for the electronic butler she will no longer contact you. Due to your bad temper you shall never find a woman who puts up with you ever again.
In your future life you will be a wife who is betrayed by the electronic maid. This looks like a terrible enough destiny, but an expected one if we take into account what you will do to deserve it. As a wife, you could not be more terrible. You do nothing and you expect your husband to earn all the money. While he kills himself working you take advantage of your abundant free time to betray your matrimonial compromise with the mailman and with your personal trainer from the gym. As if this was not enough you still accumulate debt after debt in your credit card for you never have enough shoes, dresses and shinny trinkets.
One day, you persuade your husband to buy an electronic maid to take care of the children of you. You complain that the kids are constantly giving you a migraine. This electronic maid ends up becoming your ruin because your husband is so needy that he starts falling in love with the maid's leds electronic smile.
Completely exhausted, your husband decides to end the marriage. You will get to keep a generous amount of the property and of the bank account that, with a careful management, would be enough for you to live till the end of your days. However, because of your shopping addiction you shall spend everything in the blink of an eye. Soon, you will be completely drowned in debts.
In your next life you will be kidnapped and neutered by aliens who are trying to control the numbers of humans due to the pollution damage caused by this species to planet Earth. As a consolation I can reveal you that the aliens will vaccine you against numerous diseases so you will live healthily till the end of your days and you shall end up dying of old age.
In your next life you will be kidnapped by a family of aliens whose kid wants to have a human pet. As responsible owners, your new family will neuter you and vaccine you against numerous diseases. As a consolation I can reveal you that your owners will take you to contests and you shall win the prize for best arc jumper. Your owners will also have you regularly sheared and you shall have a new fur style every week.
In your next life you will be an android slave. You will do all work that humans don't want to do such us taking out the garbage or carrying heavy objects. As a consolation I can reveal you that you shall live for many years as an android slave because, as an expensive piece of machinery, your owners will take you regularly to maintenance assuring therefore that you are always functional and in order. You shall live longer than your owners being inherited by 3 generations of humans. It will be a long life of pleasureless servitude, but still a long life anyway...
In your next life you will be a lizard and you will spend your time in an aquarium where a teenager will exhibit you to his friends. As a consolation I can reveal you that your owner will provide you with abundant fly meals. You shall never be hungry but you shall know no more of the world than the tiny artificial enclosure where you will spend all your life. You shall never know the outdoor freedom and you shall never crawl happily through the green grass like your friends, the wild lizards, who may sometimes be hungry but who are free.
In your next life you will be a lizard and you shall spend your time crawling happily between the blades of grass hunting flies and other sort of repugnant bugs.
In your next life you will be a gecko and you shall spend your time slipping through the cracks in the walls or taking sunbaths while sprawling in the rooftops' tiles. The cats will be your worst enemies, but you will spend many happy moments, especially when you enter the humans' houses and you terrify them. So, even though you will be a pretty small creature, you will be able to exert power and respect over quite larger creatures than you.
In your next life you will be a mouse and you shall spend your time hiding in corners and trying to avoid the claws of the terrible cats. However, you shall spend many happy moments biting delicious cheese that you stole from the humans' houses.
In your next life you shall be an amoeba and you will replicate yourself inside and infect water puddle till someday someone scrubs the floor with detergent and your whole thriving colony disappears.
In your next life you will be kidnapped by aliens that will take you back to their planet where you will be exhibited in front of large crowds, inside a cage, as a curious species from a faraway place. You will live a long life for you shall never be lacking on food and the aliens' veterinary care will cure you of any disease that ails you. However, inside the cage, there will be absolutely nothing to do, so you will end up dying of pure boredom.
In your next life you will be linked to a machine that simulates all sensations and that totally isolates you from reality. One day the electricity fails, the machine stops working, and you find out that your whole family and friends have died long ago. You will live in an empty world, till the end of your days, regretting that you didn't spend enough time with your loved ones. All you have is false memories from a reality that never existed.
In your next life you will turn into a coach potato due to all the time you spend sitting in front of the TV eating junk food.
In your next life you will be an evil scientist who creates a race of perfect humans. These humans will end up turning against and assassinating you in revenge for the manipulation you exerted upon them.
In your next life you will be a clone and you will have to do all the nasty jobs that the person you are a copy from does not want to do.
In your next life you shall be born in a population of super intelligent, super strong and super beautiful people. Apparently, this looks like a blessing but it will turn out to be a curse because you are all so utterly perfect that there are no diseases, no wars and even no simple day to day struggles. Everything is perfectly organized and predictable and at each moment one already knows what is going to happen in the next moment. Your life, such as yourself, will be so ideal that people will end dying of pure boredom or even committing suicide just for the sake of experiencing some emotion in their lives.
In your next life you will be an ugly toad and you shall spend your time jumping from one mud puddle to another, eating flies till the end of your days. There will never be a beautiful girl that kisses you and turns you into a prince...
In your next life you will be devoured by zombies. You, or what's left of you, shall then turn into a zombie and you will roam the land till the larvae consume your decaying body. As a consolation I can reveal that your existence as a zombie will be long as you will be lucky enough to escape the zombie hunters. Till time and the larvae finish you, you shall have plenty of happy moments as you lunch or dine humans.
In your next life you will be a mosquito. You will fly through dark rooms searching for warm bodies. You shall bite many humans and taste their delicious blood, till one day, when you are already old and your wings are consumed by rheumatics, you will be crushed against a wall by a slipper.
In your next life you will be an oyster. One day you will be hunted and afterwards served at a restaurant. As a consolation I can reveal that you will be eaten by a celebrity and that, inside you, the celebrity found a magnificent pearl.
In your next life you will be part of an army of mutants trained by a terrible dictator for working in the mines, during the time of peace, and for fighting in the trenches, during wartime. In order to stimulate their obedience the mutant slaves' intelligence is low, but in compensation, I can reveal that your strength will be herculean. Furthermore, you will also be dazzlingly handsome and the dictator, during a visit to the mines, will decide to take you as her lover. This powerful woman will consider you the ideal man: well built, loyal, quiet (your low IQ greatly limits your vocabulary) and absolutely devoid of cleverness for treason or for a surprise coup d'état under the cover of the intimacy with the head of state. You'll have to decide for yourself if this is a blessing or a misfortune. On one hand, you'll be spared from the dangerous underground work and from the atrocities of war where the other mutant slaves die by the thousand. On another hand, no men in the country accepted being the dictator's companion, even though her immense power, her fat bank account and even her elegance, considered by many as refined. However, where other men have failed, your low IQ, working as a shield against the dictator's corrosive personality, will make you succeed. After all, one can't be bothered by what one does not understand...
In your next life you will be a scientist who accepts a grant from an unscrupulous head of state to invent a virus that transforms people into zombies. You will end up being devoured by the zombies that you yourself created.
In your next life you will be a dictator who plagues her own population with a virus who turns humans into zombies. By converting people into zombies you expected to obtain their blind obedience but zombies obey nothing expect for their incessant desire for human flesh. And to fulfill that desire their fear nothing, not even death. Well, zombies are already dead anyway... After you transformed your population into zombies, the undead invade the presidential palace. Your guards will not be able to protect you and you all end up being devoured by the zombies.
In your next life you will be a space explorer. One day, your spaceship malfunctions and you are forced to an emergency landing in an unknown planet. There you will be held captive by the natives who will turn you into pet and force you to wear pink ribbons on your hair and do tricks for their friends.
In your next life you will be captured by aliens during an expedition of recreational hunting in planet Earth. After being captured and taken back to the alien's planet, they will transform you into processed food and sell you as hamburgers.
In your next life you will be captured by aliens who will use you as a lab rat in their painful and tiring experiences. As a consolation, I can reveal you that you will have some peace, towards the end of your life, when an activist alien for the rights of humans manages to transfer you to a sanctuary planet.
In your next life you will reincarnate as mold and you shall live in a dark corner among the humid leftovers of a yogurt.
In your next life you will be kidnapped by aliens and placed in a planet which is a mass production farm of human flesh. I can reveal that, during your years in the farm, you will be well taken care for and lavishly feed. Human flesh is considered a delicacy by aliens and after you become fat enough you will be served in the most expensive and exquisite restaurants.
In your next life you will be a female werewolf. So, besides having to deal with terrible PMS crises, as many common women have to, you will also have to deal with uncontrollable fur growth. Because of this aesthetic pilose detail you will never manage to find a suitable boyfriend. However, your canine ferocity will get you a good job as a mansions' guardian and as a millionaires' protector. Indeed, you shall never be very pretty, but as a consolation I can reveal that you will have a good paycheck at the end of the month that will allow you to buy fine dresses, expensive jewelry and a red convertible. Thanks to these material possessions you will become the envy of the cute girls with modest incomes. Beauty isn't everything, right? I am sure you agree with me...
In your next life you will be a werewolf and you will end up being killed by a werewolf hunter. As a consolation I can reveal that, while you live, you will spend many happy nights running free through the forest and howling at the full moon.
In your next life you will be a crossover between a rabbit and a jellyfish and you shall spend your days glowing in the dark. As a consolation I can reveal that you will be very useful to science, in general, and to the crazy scientist that created you, in particular. Thanks to you the scientist will be granted funding for many other relevant projects such as the creation of flying camels or rats with a human ear implanted in their backs.
In your next life you will be a slug. You will enjoy many happy days eating grass and roaming through the mud till one day, when crossing the highway, you are tragically smashed by a truck's tires.
In your next life you will be a slug. In you will spend many happy days in a garden of lettuces till one day the lettuce where you were hiding is harvested for a salad. You will end up your days as an unexpected protein supplement for a human being who is dinning at a luxury restaurant.
In your next life you will be an android robot and you will pick up garbage throughout a city. It is not a very glamorous occupation, but at least you will be contributing for the humans' health. Without you they would drown in their own garbage.
In your next life you will be a bacteria and you will live in a house's icy cold floor inside an infect puddle. One day a human appears to clean up the dirty puddle and you manage to infect him. You shall live happily inside the human's body, creating many replicas of yourself, till the day the human is medicated with a strong antibiotic that will turn out to be your doom.
In your next life you will be a human who is captured by mermaids. The mermaids will place you inside an air bubble, deep with the ocean, together with other captured humans. When one of the mermaids is hungry one of the humans inside the air bubble becomes the next meal.
In your next life you will be a human being who is captured by aliens. The aliens will exhibit you at the Asteroid Restaurant together with other humans. Every day, one of the humans in display is chosen by the clients to be transformed into the next meal by the alien chef.
In your next life you will be hunt down by an alien who will afterwards exhibit your stuffed head simultaneously as trophy and as a decorative object. As a consolation I can reveal you that your remains will greatly increase the social prestige of the alien who captured you among his friends and coworkers. The alien will place your stuffed head over the pool table and by the side of his spaceship's garage. During lively weekend afternoons' with fellow stunned acquaintances, the alien will tell and retell, in an hyperbolic fashion, the complete story of how he hunted you down.
In your next life you will be a human who is captured by aliens and exhibited at a Zoo in planet Zoid. As a consolation I can reveal that you will be extremely popular among the little alien children, who will throw peanuts at you, when they come to visit. One day you will even hit the newspaper headlines when an alien child falls inside your cage and the astounded media reports that the savage human creature did not kill the little alien! It just stood there sniffing the child and looking peaceful.
In your next life you will be captured by an activist group of aliens who will neuter you. These activists are concerned with the nefarious effects that the increase of human population is causing to planet Earth. They will neuter you in cold bold because, even though these aliens are pretty advanced, anesthesia is still not yet among their discoveries. However, you will remember nothing of what you went through while lying in the operating table with a fluorescent light pointed to your naked body, for cleaning memories is a technique these aliens are good at. However, sometimes, you will wake up screaming from nightmares where a white noseless and hairless figure with large black eyes hovers over you while holding a scalpel in its long fingers.
Aliens erase the human's recollections about the neutering event not only to spare the human the remembrance of the terrible memories but also to avoid panic in the general human population. Still, some people, resorting to psychotherapy or hypnosis, manage to remember what they went through. However, these reports are generally discarded by the other humans as a fabrication of over imaginative disturbed minds.
So, in your next life, you shall never be able to have children. As a consolation, I can reveal that besides neutering you the aliens also removed all you parasites so you will end up living for long years without being afflicted by diseases.
In your next life you will be a famous football player. You will score lots of goals, win loads of money and have everything you need to be happy, but your intergalactic fame will blind you to everyday reality. You will dive into the vapors of the misty liquors produced in the darkest of Saturn's moons, and you will become involved will several beauties of the Piranha Planet that will spend all your money. When your riches are over the piranha girls will throw you into an infect lake and will bite all the meat from your bones, while an audience of delirious men, envious of your previous success with women, applauds. As a consolation I can reveal that, even though your tragic ending, all those envious men, who cheered your downfall, wished to be in your place. You will also leave some children among the beauties you were romantically involved with, but unfortunately for those children there will be no money left to pay for their education. However, those children will inherit your football talent and will later on be able to build a fortune of their own.